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Saturday, August 12, 2006 - 7:57 PM


it's the weekend again! weeeeekend. yay. actually not so yay. because there's a lot to be done. like FOUR history essays. which i am so going to die doing. BUT. it is still the weekend. which means tv, and sleep and a lot of other good-for-the-health things. (:

yay.

yesterday was quite a happy day. unfortunately, it was also very unglam. come, let me tell you about my unglamness (even though you've probably already heard it, but it doesn't hurt to listen to other people being unglam and feel happy that you're not quite as unglam). yessss. so first. we shall start with leaving the house. i spilt water down my shirt before i left. and my mummy laughed at me. then i nearly crashed into the newspaper man 'cause i wasn't looking where i was going. oh, and my hair was in an awful mess because i'd clipped it up after my shower (while my hair was still wet!) and it just ended up looking like limp pasta or something. unglammmmmmm. that's when i knew! that my day was going to be unglam. haha. okay so walk to the bus stop, and i had to run to catch the bus, while attempting to make sure my shirt stayed tucked in. so i was all hot and bothered when i got on the bus, and this umm, reasonably good looking guy like laughed at me being unglam lah. so annoying. [note my unglamness in the first 1.5 waking hours of my yesterday. -.-]

so anyway. i get off the bus at the bus interchange, and i have to run to catch my train. and i nearly get squashed by the mrt opening-closing-barrier-thing while attempting to get past the barrier. okay, so i catch the train (and i'm hot and sweaty and unglam from running, again) and i like step on two people's feet and nearly trip on someone else's feet and collide with some kid while trying to get to the last carriage. okay, yeah so the train ride was quite uneventful. because i was sitting down. then while walking to school, i trip on my own feet, and my hair is looking even more unglam than usual because i tried to tie it up but it came loose and my hair was everywhere and it was still wet and annoying. and while walking to school, i started crossing the road while the red-man was still on without realizing it. but i realized it after like five steps so i like turned back and stood at the crossing while everyone sneered at me unglamly trying to cross the road. -.-

and once i got to school, i tripped on the side of the sidewalk thing, and nearly fell infront of like everyone. UNGLAM. then there was assembly, and i went to the library to finish up pw written report, and then wang ting comes along to format the WR, and i unglamly keep trying to make it look nice and it just like screwed up everytime i tried, which got wang ting laughing at me, and i nearly fell off the roll-y chair in the library also. sigh. so after that we go for ki, and i again trip a few times, and during ki everyone wanted to kill me because i told them that our critical thinking assingment was due on tuesday and mr tan said it wasn't. haha. then we go for pw, and i tripped on a chair while trying to sit down, and left my pencilcase in the classroom after pw so i had to go back and barge into the classroom to retrieve it while a whole bunch of j2s looked at me weirdly. sigh.

then i went to the library to do my ki, and shrew said she'll come meet me after her lesson but she pang-sehed me and went to the canteen to eat. lousy girl. so while trying to get down to the canteen, i walked into a closed door, and nearly got squashed by the lift. but i made it down to the canteen in one piece. and had lunch (very carefully while trying not to spill anything on my shirt). that succeeded and we went to the amphi to study, and i unglamly showed everyone my extremely limited knowledge of chem by insisting that aqueous bromine added to an alkene will give bromine and H, and everyone insisted that it wasn't. (okay yeah y'all were right it gives BR and OH. my bad. haha). then after that we played frisbee and i attempted to catch some nice passes but failed miserably and just ended up being unglam. haha.

okay now we reach the climax of my unglamness. after frisbee we were going home, at bishan mrt, while congregating in the middle of nowhere like we usually do, i was on the phone. and i was holding my file with my other hand. and bishan, being the extremely windy place that it is, blew up my skirt. so while trying to protect my dignity by holding my skirt, i accidently drop my file in the most unglam manner and shrieked - unglamly. (and what did everyone do? laugh. lousy poks.) so i picked up my file, and within the next minute or so, i somehow managed to drop all the loose papers from my file on the floor, and the papers were flying everywhere while i shrieked unglamly again. sigh. damn sad. and very unglam. and it didn't help that everyone was laughing. stupid shits. hrrmph.

okay so after dinner, we're going home, and we decide to take the escalator down. and i somehow manage to loose my balance on the escalator and nearly fall and had to grab onto the nearest available person to avoid rolling down the escalator in a most unglam fashion. in the process of doing so, i squealed unglamly, which resulted in the nonsense people preetha, senthil and prhabu making fun of me squealing. for the entire mrt journey. lousy shitheads. -.- so once i reach tampines, i again very unglamly tripped on the stairs. and i nearly dropped my file on someone's head on the bus. after which i got home and rotted in my room till it was time for bed. to avoid any other unglam incidents. but i still managed to get my shorts wet while washing my hands, and my mum and brother laughed at me.

and that (very long entry) concludes my extremely unglam yesterday.

and till now, i've used the word unglam a very unglam twenty-five times (not including the unglams in this sentence.)

haha.

okay enough with the unglam. tomorrow shall be a glam day. (:

in other news, my hair behaved very nicely today and looked very nice (even if i say so myself.) haha.

hope reading about my unglam yesterday made you feel a bit more glam. (:

toodlespoodlesdarlings!

love,
a-slightly-less-unglam-than-yesterday
crunch.



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