Thursday, July 20, 2006 - 7:28 PM
in my pathetic attempt to unblock one of my nostrils, i have successfully managed to block both my nostrils and my ears. am i not such a smart person. in addition to my various blocked umm exits, i also have a headache and a throat ache. amazing, isn't it, how so many aliments can afflict a single person. sometimes, i amaze myself. switching to a completely random note, using my sister's laptop is something that will really teach a person patience. like seriously. it has the most annoying (koped) internet connection ever. it takes forever (my forever is a lot shorter than most others) to even connect to the bloody (koped) internet, and then after that it keeps dying every five seconds (again, my five seconds, is so not your five seconds). it really is super annoying. and you have to like sit there and repeatedly click on the lousy button that says "connect" and wait for it to respond with a "unable to connect to network", then click again to start the whole process again. incredible, isn't it. see, using my sister's laptop to connect to the internet really does teach a person patience. premise 1: i use my sister's laptop. premise 2: using my sister's laptop teaches a person patience. conclusion: i have learnt patience. standard argument form. pretty, isn't it. don't count on the conclusion being true though, cause there's probably a fallacious argument hidden in there somewhere and i am too tired to pick it out. so, dear readers, you can do that in your free time, either to a) impress me with your brilliant ki-ness, or b) show me how much time you have. both of which won't please me very much a) because of my (probable) dismal ki grade that we will be getting back tomorrow, or would be if we didn't have to go for a chem practice makeup session (which is quite likely to be as bad as or worse than the chem mock spa), and b) because of my incredible lack of time (or rather, my uncanny ability to waste what precious little time i have on frivolous things such as blogging). [woohoo, this has been a sufficiently long entry without me even getting to my main point, so the supposed "main point" of this entry, which does not feature here at all, shall be reallocated to another post in which it will really be the main point.] now, having waited the appropriate amount of time for my food to settle in the scary hydrochlorinated depths of my stomach, i think i shall go crash on my bed. i have to wake up in an hour anyway (goddamned antibiotics!), so there probably isn't much point in my going to bed now so i should just stay up and attempt to complete my waaaaay (one a for each overdue day!) overdue math assignment, if only i knew how to do it. haha. yes, brilliant. now i have excuse enough to go to bed, so toodle-doo, poodle-poo! (:
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